You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You contend that swamp gas was the explanation of a UFO sighting
over Phoenix.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You carry a photo of Phil Klass in your wallet.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You think that three foot grey beings with huge black eyes, tiny
frail bodies with no genitalia, and only four fingers and toes
are to human looking to be an alien.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You are certain that a mushroom ring was the cause of a 10 foot
burnt circle in your backyard that left an impression six inches
deep in the soil.
You might be a UFO skeptic (or de-bunker) if...
If the Air Force has you on their speed dial, and pays for all
your transportation and lodging.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You have a treasured tee shirt signed by "Doug and
Dave"
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You think that temporal lobe epilepsy is as common as a head
cold.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You believe that a weather balloon can crash..leaving a huge
debris field in it's wake, and it takes a whole Army platoon to
haul it off in trucks.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You know for certain that there is some coyote out there that
only dines on cattle's eye's, lower jaws, teats, and rectums, and
then cleans up his mess after lunch.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
The closest thing you can describe as a missing time experience
is when you misplaced your Casio watch.
You might be a UFO skeptic if...
You succeed in insulting everyone's intelligence by maintaining
that an extremely mobile metallic object with, multicolored
flashing lights being observed simultaneously by hundreds of
people hovering at low altitudes then suddenly rising straight up
at incredible speeds, performing maneuvers that no aircraft known
to man can perform is nothing but a misidentification of the
planet Venus, or a moonlight reflection off of the white bellies
of snow geese heading south for the winter.
